Week 109...Welcome welcome welcome...to the Get a Job Edition of Bonfire of the Vanities...Participants this week receive some career suggestions thrown in with the roasting...After all we therapists are such givers...
Speaking of other givers...let's start off with this opus by GM's Corner. This little (ha) piece really strikes me as something Opie
might have tried to put over on Andy. Great in content but Aunt Bee definitely wouldn't get it...Less is more...Crystal says...Mortician for you.
"Sense and know higher truth?" ,Crystal Clear to me, Cutler's Yankee Station went the opposite way and is enjoying some sort of private polish joke...Crystal says...Lame ass Newscaster on some lame ass station in Michigan.
Boys and their toys... ,TFS Magnum
is thinking correctly here with expecting increasing speed...Crystal says...Designer of Sex Play toys.
Catherine Bosley is out of work???? In need of employment???? Sheesh why didn't I think of having others like Interested-Participant spread the word about me looking for work. Crystal says...Pimp with a pink fedora
Famous? ,For Mean Ol' Meany ,Crystal says...Cruise Director for some cheap ass cruise from Catalina to the Mexican Riviera.
Fry Me to the Moon ...Oh come on this is just too good for a bonfire...Crystal says...Political Strategist.
Six seems as holy to me as 5 ...but drinking makes a great deal more sense...for Soldiers' Angel Crystal says...a soldier bravely serving her country who also serves the souls of many with her lovely art...Keep doing what you are doing...Crystal Clear, You have a calling...
Promises promises promises ...Stale is stale...Crystal says Baker.
NSFE ...Hmmm first I need to thank Beth cause I stole the nifty little flames from her... but sharing this sort of stuff does not bode well for her....Crystal says...Optometrist.

Words escape me...maybe gas will do? ...When Bad Example lives up to his name is that really bad? Crystal says...well someone has to be on welfare...
It's a blog...not War & Peace ,BUT here we have Personal Development-Steve Pavlina sharing the newest sleeping aid...or as Crystal says...Deviser of Torture Techniques to keep Amnesty International busy..
That Darn Cat ...really...what can I say... I am more of a dog person so I'd torch the whole blog...Crystal says...Producer of Music Videos.
Jealous of France and now Italy? Aaron Aaron Aaron,,By the way you really deserve to capitalize the As in your name...You really might want to take a look at your fetish for burqas. Crystal says...Disneyland concessionaire manager

Sad when the comments are better than the post Crystal says...Real Estate agent for Bel Aire area..
So THIS is how they make sauerkraut ... Crystal says...High School Chemistry teacher.
Crystal Clear,Rick doesn't know how to play fair... so Crystal says...Auditor for the Internal Revenue Service.
HOT Muslim Chicks ...oh dear oh my...a bit too apropos...Crystal says...Porn Flick star.

Dead is DEAD...ok? ...Crystal says...Actuary for Mutual of Omaha
With a roundup like this... isn't it Crystal Clear?...Cowboy
Oh weren't we all wondering? MM Contributor Jewboy seems to think so....Crystal says...Carpet Cleaner
Everybody's gotta have somethin' so Crystal says...Crack Dealer.
I'd say it was unrelated ...Crystal says Poet living with terrible angst and unpaid bills.
Unwanted Houseguest? Gotta love the well informed...and well connected...Crystal

says...Lobbyist for Tobacco companies...
Well the time has come to slam this old laptop shut and send you all on your merry merry way...Back to Work...